If you want to survive an apocalypse in style, the S Guard is what you need.
A car racing through the countryside, dodging sniper bullets and surviving explosions, and through all the smoke and debris, the passenger inside is completely safe and unharmed in a luxurious cocoon. For most of us, that’s a scene from a high-octane spy movie, but for a few, that’s real life and that’s exactly what the Mercedes-Benz S 680 Guard is built for.
With a VPAM VR 10 spec – the highest ballistic certification for civilian vehicles – this car is not only bullet-proof, but is resistant to explosive charges too. But you can’t simply buy one; you have to be thoroughly vetted and fulfil certain criteria before Mercedes will let you have the S Guard. Lucky me though, I got to experience what it feels like to be an invincible VVIP for a day.
High in the Tyrolean alpine region, on a snowy, icy test track, I found out what it’s like to drive this 4.2-tonne armoured vehicle as if I were in one of those movie chases. The day began with a comparative braking test between the regular S-Class and the S Guard. While one can quickly feel the physics of the extra 2 tonnes of weight come into play, especially under acceleration and in stopping distances, the actual difference is quite remarkably small. I expected the armoured vehicle to go sliding a lot longer under braking, especially on the wet snowy track.
Look at it from a distance and it’s hard to tell it apart from the regular S-Class. When you go closer, small details give it away. The shiny chrome flag holders on the sides, the alloys and the thicker window frames, and finally the S 680 badge at the back.
While the car may look and feel like a regular S-Class inside and out, every little detail has been engineered keeping passenger safety in mind. There would never be a sunroof in the S Guard, nor would there ever be a keyless go that can be hacked. No fancy flush handles would ever replace conventional ones, and heavy steel brakes ensure the car stops in time.
After a day with the S Guard, I certainly felt a little more important and amazed too at how well the performance, transmission and suspension have been tuned to accommodate the extra weight. These make this battle tank-like car feel as close to a regular S-Class as possible. While they can’t bend the rules of physics, I’d say Mercedes has warped them enough to offer the highest levels of luxury with the highest level of protection you can get.